Friday, December 9, 2011

Weekend Dirty Dozen from The Lists

With the release of my erotic holiday novella, The Lists, I thought I'd do something fun to celebrate it. This little book has been months in the making and I'm very proud of the final product. It just may be the best one yet. 

So, in honour of release week, I'm sharing a little bit of The Lists with you.

Here's the blurb, the dozen will follow:

Ever wonder what Santa’s Elves do during the off-season? Some of them are the keepers of Santa’s infamous Naughty and Nice List.

Crispin Winters is one such elf and he’s been in love with Santa’s daughter, Rissa Claus, for longer than he can remember. He’s torn when assigned to watch a human woman, Anna, who could pass for Rissa’s twin. Pass up the opportunity to cure Anna’s naughtiness himself or go after who he really wants?

Risking everything he’s worked so hard to achieve—the cushy spot on the Naughty List night shift, his cozy apartment, and the respect of his peers—Crispin chooses his carnal path with care.

Where it leads him is more unexpected than he could ever have imagined.

And what you've been waiting for, the dozen:

Turning his gaze back to the bank of monitors, Cris flipped through the Naughty List offenders until he found the one he wanted.
Anna Krystle. Offense: wanton masturbation. A long list of elves followed suit. None had been able to ‘cure’ the woman of her addiction to self-pleasuring. Crispin didn’t see touching a body like hers as anything that needed curing. In fact, he shared her addiction wholeheartedly.
The cuckoo clock in the other room called out ten p.m. and, right on time, Anna wandered into view wearing only a towel, fresh from her shower.
Luscious curves, plump breasts, lithe legs and dark hair curling down to the contour of the second most amazing ass he’d ever seen. Anna’s ass came in right behind that of her elven doppelganger, Rissa Claus.
Cris tapped a few keys and the feed went full screen. Would she start off this evening with vibrators, fingers, or his personal favorite—her curved glass dildo? Didn’t really matter. Watching Anna masturbate was a thing of beauty.

I hope you've enjoyed this sneak peek into the Offices of Naughty and Nice. Be sure to check out the other Weekend Dirty Dozen authors on the main site.


  1. Let's just say this is a FABULOUS read- started it the other night... and WHEW

  2. Wow! Very unusual premise, Danielle and most intriguing! I want to know if he cures her or how he gets to Rissa. Great dozen.

  3. Thanks!

    Jean - You'll have to read it to find out ;)

  4. NOw I really need to buy this book!